He’s not your man

Welcome to Fav’d For Later, a Friday roundup of our favorite memes, trends, and all-around good internet content. This week we’re back, baby.

Welcome back from the holiday! Sometimes it’s great to take a break from the internet. I didn’t do that, but people always tell me how satisfying it feels to look into the eyes of their loved ones.

Anyway! This has been the week of the big cow (it’s actually a steer) and Mark Ruffalo begging the internet to help him find his lost bag (he did), but the joke that truly proves we’ve all lost our damn minds is surgery on a grape. The 2017 line has, like so many online jokes, returned to be fruitful (lol) and multiply across the internet.

If you hate it, don’t worry. All media coverage means it will be dead soon anyway. Before we move on to what else is soon to be demolished, though, allow me to offer a little advice.

Ladies, if he:

  • doesn’t care about your interests
  • is always late
  • constantly talks about other people
  • wastes your time

He’s not your man. He’s a shitpost on The Verge.

Elsewhere...

Surely by now you know that Neon Genesis Evangelion is coming to Netflix, but you may have missed one big change.

Internet sweetheart Ariana Grande’s four-part YouTube series is up and ready to stream. The first episode is available for free, while the rest require a Premium subscription. The doc covers Grande on her Dangerous Woman tour, but it also dips into the era of her latest album Sweetener.

Elle Mills’ short video about the one-year anniversary of her coming-out video is charming, funny, and a very welcome bright spot in YouTube’s sometimes exhausting ecosystem.

Have a good, but more importantly safe, date night.

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